Him: I hate it when you wear your hair in bunches like that.
Me: Deal with it dude [*rolling my eyes].
LATER
Me [rushing in from verandah where I’ve been reading quietly]: Oh my god, did you see that? A bird nearly flew into my head!?
Him [without looking up from his book]: I told you, it’s that hairstyle, it makes you a target.
Oh my goodness! I can see my son saying something just like that!
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Bless our boys hey? I know he loves me deep down… 😘
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Impeccable logic! 😀
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The way only a teenager can think!
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ROFL 😀 Yep!
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Best laugh I had all day! Thanks!
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He’ll be delighted to hear it 😃 Glad you enjoyed it 😊
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Best laugh for me too… Thanks for sharing…
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You’re welcome; I’m glad it tickled you. And it’s 100% bone true 😊
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And me! It was loud! 😂
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I’m glad I made you laugh : )
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Gotta give teens points for creativity! 😜 Does the teen know you’ve shared this?
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Absolutely he does. While outwardly pretending to be cool & fairly uninterested, he also gets a small grin when I say ‘Can I put that on my blog, you’re very funny?!’
Thanks for reading & commenting- it could be worth searching for other funny things the teenager has said- there’s a bunch of them on here now… they just keep happening… 😘
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Haha! You should have seen that one coming!
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I know, right? : /
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Teenagers are so irritatingly ‘wise’.
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You guys need to listen to us teenager… Even I tell my granny and mom to cut their hairs…they don’t do it too… They love their long hairs after all… But mam it will be the incident to remember… For you and him as well…
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Haha, you may be right!!
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Brilliant come back from your son = )
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He is so onto it; never misses a beat!
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Hahahaha! But… I have a burning question! I’m trying to picture your hair “in bunches”. Is this like multiple buns all over your head?? LOL
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Haha! No, you know, little pigtails on either side of your head. He also tells me it looks like I’m trying to be 16 again… *rolls eyes once more
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Oh! I love pigtails – they’re cute!
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Exactly. Unless you’re 17, and the son of someone wearing them 😘
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😂
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Love this & you both ❤️👧🏻❤️
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Thanks Honey! Love you too ❤🌴🌈
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LOL 😀 😀 😀 This cracked me up! Enough for me to follow and look forward to reading more!!! 🙂
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Thanks Nadine, and welcome. I don’t always write funny stuff, but the teenage son usually is, plus it’s all labelled : ) Enjoy, and thanks for the Follow : ) Cheers gabrielle
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Thanks, Gabrielle! 🙂
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