1st: Car cleaned inside and out
3rd: It’s fine.
1st: Lawns mowed, & edges snipped by professionals
3rd: It’s fine. I’ll do it if I have time
1st: All floors vacuumed and mopped (I only mop once every 3 months to be honest)
3rd: Hope I have time to vacuum
1st: Bathroom shower scrubbed with serious anti-mould stuff
3rd: It’s fine
1st: $170 worth of specialty groceries/organic juices/mineral water bottled at glacier source by albino virgins in single-use-only cotton gloves
3rd: So what’s wrong with tap water anyway?
1st: Gourmet meals planned & prepared, including several desserts
3rd: Shit, I hope I’ve got time to chuck a pot of soup on… maybe ‘H’ can cook…
1st: Haircut/facial/toenails painted
3rd: Aren’t I just loved for my quirky mind & honest, funny blog posts?
I won’t go on; I know you get the idea. But it’s only 3 more sleeps now!