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Comparison between 1st long distance romance visit prep, & 3rd [Don’t read this one, ‘H’ my love]

1st: Car cleaned inside and out

3rd: It’s fine.

1st: Lawns mowed, & edges snipped by professionals

3rd: It’s fine. I’ll do it if I have time

1st: All floors vacuumed and mopped (I only mop once every 3 months to be honest)

3rd: Hope I have time to vacuum

1st: Bathroom shower scrubbed with serious anti-mould stuff

3rd: It’s fine

1st: $170 worth of specialty groceries/organic juices/mineral water bottled at glacier source by albino virgins in single-use-only cotton gloves

3rd: So what’s wrong with tap water anyway?

1st: Gourmet meals planned & prepared, including several desserts

3rd: Shit, I hope I’ve got time to chuck a pot of soup on… maybe ‘H’ can cook…

1st: Haircut/facial/toenails painted

3rd: Aren’t I just loved for my quirky mind & honest, funny blog posts?


I won’t go on; I know you get the idea. But it’s only 3 more sleeps now!


  1. Awww 🙂 🙂 Sending you both much love and blessings, Gabrielle. (I think this is about you and your partner right?) Very funny. Have a great weekend, and smiles from LA. ~Debbie

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  2. This made me laugh so hard as I totally relate. I think in the beginning, you’re trying to impress then familiarity takes over.
    It’s not that you don’t care. It’s just that you feel comfortable enough to show the reality.

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