1st: Car cleaned inside and out
3rd: It’s fine.
1st: Lawns mowed, & edges snipped by professionals
3rd: It’s fine. I’ll do it if I have time
1st: All floors vacuumed and mopped (I only mop once every 3 months to be honest)
3rd: Hope I have time to vacuum
1st: Bathroom shower scrubbed with serious anti-mould stuff
3rd: It’s fine
1st: $170 worth of specialty groceries/organic juices/mineral water bottled at glacier source by albino virgins in single-use-only cotton gloves
3rd: So what’s wrong with tap water anyway?
1st: Gourmet meals planned & prepared, including several desserts
3rd: Shit, I hope I’ve got time to chuck a pot of soup on… maybe ‘H’ can cook…
1st: Haircut/facial/toenails painted
3rd: Aren’t I just loved for my quirky mind & honest, funny blog posts?
I won’t go on; I know you get the idea. But it’s only 3 more sleeps now!
bone&silver 
Yo can do this. 🙂
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Thanks Widds. I know… I mostly just wanted to make H laugh 😘 Thank you for caring & commenting x
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Well, she’ll see the “real life you” eventually – may as well unveil now. 😉
I’m so excited for you!!!
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True! 😘😘
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Awww 🙂 🙂 Sending you both much love and blessings, Gabrielle. (I think this is about you and your partner right?) Very funny. Have a great weekend, and smiles from LA. ~Debbie
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This made me laugh so hard as I totally relate. I think in the beginning, you’re trying to impress then familiarity takes over.
It’s not that you don’t care. It’s just that you feel comfortable enough to show the reality.
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Exactly. I laughed too as I realized & wrote it 😃
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This is hilarious and so true! Hope you both have a great time together
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Thank you. I got a little more prep done… But there’s definitely a difference ; )
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