Me *yawning at 6am: Did I just catch a glimpse of someone utterly dishevelled reflected in the kitchen window?
Me: Yes, you did. It’s me.
Me: But… what the hell happened? I just went to bed peacefully after my bath…
Me: … with wet hair.
Me: Oh yeah, that’s right. Is it bad?
Me: Definitely. Take pictures as evidence for later once you’ve found your glasses and woken up a bit.
Me: Great idea.