Me: I’m glad you didn’t have a party while I was away, & you did a great job on leaving the house tidy, but I’m fussy about the kitchen bench tops for a reason, and look, you’ve somehow made a big, permanent stain
Him: Oh shit! Sorry Mum. How did I do that?
Me: I dunno Sweetie, but that’s why I nag you not to put hot pans straight on the counter. If you were renting this place, you’d get money deducted from your rental bond for that, just so you know…
PAUSE
Him: Well, when you rent it cheap to me to go live in France or Bali, I’m going to paint it all white, so it doesn’t really matter now does it?
bone&silver 
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Oh no he didn’t! 😂
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nice try, kid!
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Exactly. 🙄
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HA! Always thinking….
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Yeah… I dunno where he gets it from… 😘
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teenage boys, they are the same all over the world!
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Yes, true! And how we love them, deep down 😘
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Nah, white will show all the stains … go for dirt brown. 🙂
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Hell yeah! But don’t encourage him, or he just may do it 🤡
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My lips are sealed! 😀
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Ha Ha! Sorry for the stain, but I giggled with his reply and how he thinks! Bali sounds delightful as does France!
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😊🌴😘
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He’s got painting plans ?!
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Lol, doesn’t bear thinking about does it??!
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Creative solution!
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Thanks- oh there’s no end to the ‘creativity’ round here 😘
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